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"Well, how’sa bout I introduce ya toos a friend o mine who can settle dis debate?"

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I answered the telemarketer with an obnoxious, “I’M TAKING A SHIT RIGHT NOW!”.

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Dude, I think I must have fallen down the stairs at the frat party last night.

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So, there I was, balls deep in a 13-year old... NSFW

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I met these two bestfriends at a halloween part last year nu there was something of...

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what if i told you that queen Elizabeth

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My new diet is making it hard to sleep.

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Greta Thunberg could easily solve the world's energy crisis.

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"I don't like this person's joke."

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Bill Cosby died, and found himself in Hell, forever sodomized by a massive, stinking, gorilla.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Well, how’sa bout I introduce ya toos a friend o mine who can settle dis debate?"	0
I answered the telemarketer with an obnoxious, “I’M TAKING A SHIT RIGHT NOW!”.	0
Dude, I think I must have fallen down the stairs at the frat party last night.	0
So, there I was, balls deep in a 13-year old... NSFW	0
I met these two bestfriends at a halloween part last year nu there was something of...	0
what if i told you that queen Elizabeth	0
My new diet is making it hard to sleep.	0
Greta Thunberg could easily solve the world's energy crisis.	0
"I don't like this person's joke."	0
Bill Cosby died, and found himself in Hell, forever sodomized by a massive, stinking, gorilla.	0